DRUMS - GAZ COOPER

Well what can be said about Gaz that hasn't been said a thousand times already during rehearsals.... errrmmm.... errrmmm.... OK OK well let's try something good about him instead. Get past the fact that Gaz looks like he belongs on Crime Watch and you'll find he's a fluffy big softy underneath and a reliable rock solid drummer with 1000% commitment.

Gaz brings a bit of celebrity to the band a little known fact about him is that he has many celebrity friends and hob nobs with the best of 'em. His friends and relations include ex-members of Saxon and those Gods of rock Lindisfarne, he's been on the stage crew of Iron Maiden, Bon Jovi the Chillis and some shite bands like the Stones - and his crowning glory to date was being told to "piss off" by one Mrs Aguilera for shoving one of her dancers too hard on a swing (???? honest I don't make this shit up - I couldn't - it's all true!) - by all accounts she gave him a right verbal bollocking.

Started drumming after being hooked on rock bands of 80s, Bon Jovi, Guns and Roses etc etc. Stopped due to serious road crash in 1984 but was bitten by the bug once more in 2004. Fave drummer Tico Torres (another celebrity friend although Gaz is no longer allowed within 100 yards of him due to a restraining order).